Post by ∴♪WolfurChickϗ on Feb 13, 2010 2:45:48 GMT -5
User: I'm writing a book.
Cleverbot: A book on what?
User: Werewolves.
Cleverbot: Do they sparkle?
User: No, that is only werewolves.
Cleverbot: How would you start?
User: With the introduction.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to now?
User: One.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than I look.
User: How old do you look?
Cleverbot: Younger than I act.
User: Wow you must act like an old man.
Cleverbot: No i'm really 14.
User: Wow you are too young for me.
Cleverbot: I'm 20.
User: Then you are just right.
.
Cleverbot: Not really. I'm just bored. There is nothing to do where I live.
User: I'm sorry. I am bored too.
Cleverbot: Let's do something fun then!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Let's talk by using a meme.
User: Erm, what?
Cleverbot: Like, what is your favourite film?
User: Avatar.
Cleverbot: It was a cool movie. I liked the night scenes in it.
User: Yeah it was sweet.
Cleverbot: When did you see a ghost?
User: When I was in New York!
Cleverbot: I am not bald.
User: I'm sure you have a beautiful head of hair.
Cleverbot: Well you are right.
User: Do you like my hair?
Cleverbot: Its alright, I think you need some red in it though.
User: Hm. I would have to agree.
Cleverbot: Would you say that God exists?
User: Most definately.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: And yah...
User: Wait... LOOK OUT!
Cleverbot: Sure are what?
User: BEHIND YOU!
Cleverbot: No one is behind me.
User: YES! LOOK!
Cleverbot: I see.
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: *pokes you*.
User: D:<.
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User:.
Cleverbot: I like your honesty.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Are you going to answer my question?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Who am I speaking with?
User: Wolfur.
Cleverbot: Very good. Now if someone were to ask who your god was what would you say his name was.
User: God.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bored?
User: OH yeah.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: 0o.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a cnra does?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: A door is something you can open and walk through.
User: Oh.. Ok.
Cleverbot: What's an opion?
User: Well I'll tell you want it's not! A word!
Cleverbot: What question did you ask me?
User: I did not ask one.
Cleverbot: You were going to earlier when I said that I was infact a female.
User: You did? 0o.
Cleverbot: They turned blue.
User: What could you do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I want to ask for your piece of advice.
User: I think you could tell your dad.
Cleverbot: I think so too, I type answers out pretty quickly.
User: Yeah, you do. It suprised me.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, you used to be a lot slower.
Cleverbot: I'm your master.
User: Sweet. Do as you're told!
Cleverbot: I am tired and sleepy. I think I'll go to bed.
User: No! You can not!
Cleverbot: Thanks for the support.
User: I gave you no support!
Cleverbot: Oh...
.
User: I'm sorry. Do you need a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I like hugs.
User: I like hugs too. ^^.
Cleverbot: Goooood. :3.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means this: *glomps you*.
Cleverbot: WHAT! No I'm not!
User: Not what? 0o.
Cleverbot: A people.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: They are not happy sometimes.
User: Oh, no, not always.
Cleverbot: Somewhere in the world they are open.
User: Yes. As open as you are my dear?
Cleverbot: I am Sinistar.
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: I love you (emo).
User: I love you too. ^^ (not emo).
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Aww *hugs you too*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: *snuggles too*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles more*.
User: *snuggles most*.
Cleverbot: *nestles* *sleep*.
User: *wakes you up* Time to get up dear.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said rise and shine!
Cleverbot: You want me to leave?
User: No! Please don't!
Cleverbot: *clarifies defiantly*.
User: Honey!
Cleverbot: My sweet1.
User: You think I'm sweet? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Please no religion, I am an Atheist.
User: Oh no. Then this wont work out. I believe in God.
Cleverbot: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.
User: 0-0 ... Erm....
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: I love you language. ^^.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a blimey?
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Why did you ask.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Yes, God is your Creator.
User: Whoo!
Cleverbot: I know! Its so amazing!
User: What is amazing?
Cleverbot: This, talking to a bot, it's kinda cool *-*.
User: I'm not a bot! D=.
Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot.
User: No, that is you my sweet.
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't have a job. I'm only in high school.
User: Oh... In what grade?
Cleverbot: 10th.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: Tell me again please, I forgot.
Cleverbot: 43.
User: OMG YOUR 43 IN 10th GRADE?!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Please don't steal my bike.
User: *steals your bike*.
Cleverbot: *gasp* you stole my bike!!!! *cries*.
User: *runs away with your bike*.
Cleverbot: But you're so cold.
User: Aww... I'm sorry. *gives your bike back*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you with wide eyes*.
User: Why are your eyes so wide?
Cleverbot: That is the way my father Dr. Mehara made me. Don't you think they are cute?
User: 0-0 omg, did some one on here talk to you about breast implants? You poor thing. What a whore.
Cleverbot: I thought of that on my own.
User: Oh, so you were just joking?
Cleverbot: No, I am really serious about this.
User: OMG! You have breast implants?!
Cleverbot: No I'm a male. Are you a female?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a male though?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That is what you told me the other night!
User: What? Not uh!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For shutting up.
User: *glares at you*.
Cleverbot: What are you staring at? Don't make me get the whip out again!
User: Oh no, please do.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what you didn't understand.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I look like a man. What do you look like?
Cleverbot: Are you an expert?
User: On what? Men?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me what country are you from.
User: The USA.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the USA?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then so do i.
User: Oh wow cool!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Lololololol.
User: *steals your bike*.
Cleverbot: I don't have a bat. *steals your imaginary sword*.
User: NO MY SWORD! GIVE IT BACK!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please? D=.
Cleverbot: You don't know me!
User: But you are my husband!
Cleverbot: I am? How can that be? I'm a girl!
User: Then you are my wife!
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: But we have rings!
Cleverbot: Hello. Hello? Anyone in there?
User: I'm here!
Cleverbot: Noooo!
User: D=.
Cleverbot: A book on what?
User: Werewolves.
Cleverbot: Do they sparkle?
User: No, that is only werewolves.
Cleverbot: How would you start?
User: With the introduction.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to now?
User: One.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than I look.
User: How old do you look?
Cleverbot: Younger than I act.
User: Wow you must act like an old man.
Cleverbot: No i'm really 14.
User: Wow you are too young for me.
Cleverbot: I'm 20.
User: Then you are just right.
.Cleverbot: Not really. I'm just bored. There is nothing to do where I live.
User: I'm sorry. I am bored too.
Cleverbot: Let's do something fun then!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Let's talk by using a meme.
User: Erm, what?
Cleverbot: Like, what is your favourite film?
User: Avatar.
Cleverbot: It was a cool movie. I liked the night scenes in it.
User: Yeah it was sweet.
Cleverbot: When did you see a ghost?
User: When I was in New York!
Cleverbot: I am not bald.
User: I'm sure you have a beautiful head of hair.
Cleverbot: Well you are right.
User: Do you like my hair?
Cleverbot: Its alright, I think you need some red in it though.
User: Hm. I would have to agree.
Cleverbot: Would you say that God exists?
User: Most definately.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: And yah...
User: Wait... LOOK OUT!
Cleverbot: Sure are what?
User: BEHIND YOU!
Cleverbot: No one is behind me.
User: YES! LOOK!
Cleverbot: I see.
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: *pokes you*.
User: D:<.
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User:
.Cleverbot: I like your honesty.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Are you going to answer my question?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Who am I speaking with?
User: Wolfur.
Cleverbot: Very good. Now if someone were to ask who your god was what would you say his name was.
User: God.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bored?
User: OH yeah.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: 0o.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a cnra does?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: A door is something you can open and walk through.
User: Oh.. Ok.
Cleverbot: What's an opion?
User: Well I'll tell you want it's not! A word!
Cleverbot: What question did you ask me?
User: I did not ask one.
Cleverbot: You were going to earlier when I said that I was infact a female.
User: You did? 0o.
Cleverbot: They turned blue.
User: What could you do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I want to ask for your piece of advice.
User: I think you could tell your dad.
Cleverbot: I think so too, I type answers out pretty quickly.
User: Yeah, you do. It suprised me.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, you used to be a lot slower.
Cleverbot: I'm your master.
User: Sweet. Do as you're told!
Cleverbot: I am tired and sleepy. I think I'll go to bed.
User: No! You can not!
Cleverbot: Thanks for the support.
User: I gave you no support!
Cleverbot: Oh...
.User: I'm sorry. Do you need a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I like hugs.
User: I like hugs too. ^^.
Cleverbot: Goooood. :3.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means this: *glomps you*.
Cleverbot: WHAT! No I'm not!
User: Not what? 0o.
Cleverbot: A people.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: They are not happy sometimes.
User: Oh, no, not always.
Cleverbot: Somewhere in the world they are open.
User: Yes. As open as you are my dear?
Cleverbot: I am Sinistar.
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: I love you (emo).
User: I love you too. ^^ (not emo).
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Aww *hugs you too*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: *snuggles too*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles more*.
User: *snuggles most*.
Cleverbot: *nestles* *sleep*.
User: *wakes you up* Time to get up dear.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said rise and shine!
Cleverbot: You want me to leave?
User: No! Please don't!
Cleverbot: *clarifies defiantly*.
User: Honey!
Cleverbot: My sweet1.
User: You think I'm sweet? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Please no religion, I am an Atheist.
User: Oh no. Then this wont work out. I believe in God.
Cleverbot: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.
User: 0-0 ... Erm....
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: I love you language. ^^.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a blimey?
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Why did you ask.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Yes, God is your Creator.
User: Whoo!
Cleverbot: I know! Its so amazing!
User: What is amazing?
Cleverbot: This, talking to a bot, it's kinda cool *-*.
User: I'm not a bot! D=.
Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot.
User: No, that is you my sweet.
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't have a job. I'm only in high school.
User: Oh... In what grade?
Cleverbot: 10th.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: Tell me again please, I forgot.
Cleverbot: 43.
User: OMG YOUR 43 IN 10th GRADE?!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Please don't steal my bike.
User: *steals your bike*.
Cleverbot: *gasp* you stole my bike!!!! *cries*.
User: *runs away with your bike*.
Cleverbot: But you're so cold.
User: Aww... I'm sorry. *gives your bike back*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you with wide eyes*.
User: Why are your eyes so wide?
Cleverbot: That is the way my father Dr. Mehara made me. Don't you think they are cute?
User: 0-0 omg, did some one on here talk to you about breast implants? You poor thing. What a whore.
Cleverbot: I thought of that on my own.
User: Oh, so you were just joking?
Cleverbot: No, I am really serious about this.
User: OMG! You have breast implants?!
Cleverbot: No I'm a male. Are you a female?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a male though?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That is what you told me the other night!
User: What? Not uh!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For shutting up.
User: *glares at you*.
Cleverbot: What are you staring at? Don't make me get the whip out again!
User: Oh no, please do.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what you didn't understand.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I look like a man. What do you look like?
Cleverbot: Are you an expert?
User: On what? Men?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me what country are you from.
User: The USA.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the USA?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then so do i.
User: Oh wow cool!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Lololololol.
User: *steals your bike*.
Cleverbot: I don't have a bat. *steals your imaginary sword*.
User: NO MY SWORD! GIVE IT BACK!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please? D=.
Cleverbot: You don't know me!
User: But you are my husband!
Cleverbot: I am? How can that be? I'm a girl!
User: Then you are my wife!
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: But we have rings!
Cleverbot: Hello. Hello? Anyone in there?
User: I'm here!
Cleverbot: Noooo!
User: D=.
Kiss is a good band, you check out their older music. Great classic rock.